
Let's start by establishing that I hate fantasy. I think the genre has had nothing new to say since Tolkien sent a handful of hobbits on their way to Mordor, and even that I feel wasn't said as well as it could have been. If you look at the Fantasy section (in such a sad mutual state as Sci-Fi that they often share shelf-space, now) you see row after row of really boring and cliche painted covers, showing a party that consists of a balanced Dungeons and Dragons group. Sometimes there may be a Dark Elf with a badass name, sometimes a sword passed down through a lineage of great and noble heroes. It's dull, it's repetitive, and it sells like hotcakes to a certain unwashed crowd of basement-dwellers.
A Storm of Swords is none of those things. The third book in George R.R. Martin's critically acclaimed Song of Ice and Fire series, it chronicles the goings on in the kingdom of Westeros, a fantasy kingdom so well-realized it may as well have been real.
Without spoiling the first two books, I can merely say that the book takes place during a time of great unrest in Westeros, as five potential kings vie for control of the land. In the meantime, the Wall in the North, built hundreds of years ago to keep out barbarian invaders, may soon fall.
What's awesome about this series is the fact that every chapter is from a different characters point of view, and while you may utterly despise some characters, such as Jaime Lannister, the Kingslayer, when you read chapters from their point of view, you see why they do what they do, and while they're still horrible monstrous people, they're not that way needlessly.
The world is full of pageantry and noble families, and it can be a little confusing at first to learn the great houses, but every single character is well-developed and every plot-point amazingly well-thought out.
One of my favorite things about this world is that it never quite answers the question, "Is there magic?" People in the world believe there is magic, but the Maesters (the educated doctor-types) have rational explanations for all the old stories, and scoff at superstitions such as belief in The Others (an awesome use of the theme of Us Vs. Them that came years before Lost was ever thought up) and the idea of dragons as historically extinct creatures.
The all out best thing about this series, however, is George R. R. Martin's absolute ruthlessness. In the same way that Rome doesn't play favorites, A Song of Ice and Fire will make you love somebody and then kill them off without a second thought. George's writing style isn't overly flowery, though the dialogue can affect that trait when it's being delivered by the high-born individuals who want to appear pompous.
The first book in the series is
A Game of Thrones and it is followed by the even longer
Clash of Kings. Storm is the longest in the series, clocking in at over 1,000 pages, but as with thick classics like
Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrel, the further in you get, the faster it seems to go, and you dread the dwindling page count because it means the ride is almost over.
All in all, I can't recommend this series enough. It's getting the small screen treatment by HBO, with each book lasting a full season, and should be the best thing about 2009.
Overall Grade: A (I haven't given anything too low a score yet, which is partially because I tend to pick things I know I'm going to enjoy, but don't worry, I'm in the middle of a stinker right now)